Argh...

Yes, arghhh...

My sewing machine broke! So, this isn't really a deviation. This is a protest, a complaint, which is why she's sat on the doomed machine, while I prepare to sew her wretched gown by hand. Don't tell me that's the better way to do it. You've never seen my hand sewing.

What's that you say? St Sebastian? Oh, the needles.